Good Morning, Dominos Pizza, would you like to try our gzzzmmgbbzzz?
No thanks, I'd like to order two medium pepperoni pizzas and a side of garlic bread please.
Would you like ketchup with that sir?
Sure.
We charge one rupee per packet sir.
What? In addition to your hideously overpriced pizza that I shouldn't be buying anyway?
Yes sir. How many packets would you like?
Aren't you worried just a wee bit about, you know, possibly alienating your customers by this sort of thing? Don't you worry that the incremental cash you'll make with this is not worth even a one percent drop in orders due to irritated customers switching loyalites?
No sir.
Good, that's all right then.
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Look on the bright side, at least, now I know where all the unemployed Wall Street geniuses went ...
2 comments:
When did this happen.. I ordered from them only a fortnight ago, and didn't hear such ridiculous bakwaas :) Would have loved to mess around, although I never eat ketchup :P
Saturday, 11 April, 11:45 AM :)
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