Saturday, December 19, 2009

Copenhagen in a Nutshell

Europe: We created the problem, you fix it. We stay rich, you stay poor. What? You won't sign? You obstructionists, you!

USA: We created the problem, now you fix it. Here's a nickel for your trouble. Want more? Ok, let's haggle.

The Developing World: Ain't our problem. We're not listenin'! nyah na na na nyah.

Tree Huggers: Let's all hold hands and sing songs till the problem goes away. No, we won't let you build nuke or hydro electric plants instead of coal-based plants. They're bad for the environment, you see!

Apparently, they're all still hoping for a solution.

If the Hatter's face seems red, it's because he's holding his breath. Not.